Dec 9, 2009

Santa Claus is Pissed Off and Drunk

This is the 2nd installment of Christmas songs I am rewriting. Whether you like the singing or not, keep in mind it is after it was computer enhanced. :o) I do not claim to have a good singing voice. However it is the words and my friends musical abilities that are to be paid attention to.

NOTE - Clicking the Title will open a new window to the "Kingdom of Ken" MySpace page where you can play the song. You may have to choose the song as well as wait a moment for the song to start playing.

Santa Claus is Pissed Off and Drunk
(To the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")

You better watch out, you better go hide
Lock all your doors I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is pissed off and drunk

If you’re on his hit list, you’ll pay the price
He doesn’t give a damn if you’re naughty or nice
Santa Claus is pissed off and drunk

He’ll get you while you’re sleeping
You better stay awake
He’ll take out both the bad and good
So run for goodness sake

You better watch out, you better go hide
Lock all your doors I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is pissed off and drunk

He’s been out all night, drinking his rum
Sharpened his knives and loaded his guns
Santa Claus is pissed off and drunk

He’s on the prowl for children its true
If you don’t get away he’s gonna find you
Santa Claus is pissed off and drunk

The kids he finds in each land
Will be in misery
He’s gonna string their carcasses
All around the Christmas tree

You better watch out, you better go hide
Lock all your doors I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is pissed off
Santa Claus is pissed off
Santa Claus is pissed off and drunk

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