The cartoons, photographs and Poems I place on this sight are my own originals. My art work, my ideas, and my camera. The jokes I place are nothing more than jokes that are some of my favorites. I do not claim in any way that the jokes are mine!

Sep 21, 2010

June Bug


Face to face with a June Bug. Kind of reminds me of a tank.

Sep 10, 2010

New Jeans Idea

The Working Man's Jeans

I have been doing a bit of work lately where I have had to get on my knees on a hard floor. I kept wishing I had remembered to bring knee pads. By the end of the day, my knees had patches where the skin had burnt off from rubbing against the material of my jeans as I moved around. Those burns as well as the thoroughly bruised knees made me realize how good my idea was. The Working Mans Jeans.

The Working Man's Jeans are jeans that have a pocket sewn on the inside of the knees of each leg. The Jeans will come with a soft rubber pad that fits neatly inside of each pocket. This way, when the person wearing these jeans has to get on his/her knees to work on a floor or a low positioned job, their knees will fall safely on a pad. Yet these Jeans will free people up from the annoying and constricting standard knee pads that workers need to put on.

This idea of the Working Mans Jeans will keep a person healthier (less knee problems), be more comfortable than regular knee pads, and look a lot more casual than putting on knee pads. There are a lot of working men out there who can use these!

I know posting my ideas for new inventions can lead to them being stolen. You know what? I will probably never get anywhere with them myself. I have had several ideas in the past. One idea I actually checked into getting it patented. They told me $500 just to do a patent search. To get it patented, developed, sold, it would take thousands of dollars. I have news for you. I don't have a hundred dollars to spend! So my opinion is that if I can never do anything with it anyways, why not put the idea out there and hope someone will use it and play honest with me and cut me in on the money? A small chance of getting rich is sure a lot better than no chance at all.

Aug 10, 2010

Splash in Lake


Took a picture of a rock tossed into my Mother's lake. There just seems something peaceful about this photo.

Aug 7, 2010

American Flag

Good Ole Glory.

Aug 6, 2010

Magic Eyes


Magic eyes on my cat.

Aug 5, 2010

Dragonfly


A Blue Dragonfly in my Mothers garden.

Bee


I took this picture of a bee on the brick wall at the back of my friend's house.

Jul 7, 2010

Hey There America - Video

More on a serious note.... I took the song, "Hey There Dalilah" from the Plain White T's and rewrote the lyrics and performed "Hey There America". This song is about how the government parties no longer care about the people who are losing their jobs and going hungry and homeless as they bicker amongst themselves and yet are willing to freely spend money on other countries.



.... And yes, my voice was fixed using Melodyne. :o)

Jul 3, 2010

Video - Life Cycle of the Bus

Okay, I know this one is a little perverted in the beginning, but after the opening scene it stays simply weird. I know it is a little off the beaten path in conventional humor, but sometimes that is how my mind works.

Mar 19, 2010

Detroit Cowardly Lion - Video

Here is a link to a video my friend and I did, having some fun with the Detroit Lions recent bad seasons. We took a clip from the Wizard of Oz movie and dubbed our own words in. Hope you like it if you haven't seen it already. .... Detroit Cowardly Lion

Feb 22, 2010

Zorro in Movies - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

"Look Zorro. When I yell "CUT", I mean to stop. I'm not yelling words of encouragement."

Feb 20, 2010

Worm Food - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

"You'll be worm food? What the heck is that supposed to mean?"

Feb 18, 2010

Vampire School - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

Vampire Training School

Feb 16, 2010

Turkey Fire Tales - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.
"The old farmer seemed so innocent. Then one Thursday in November of '99, with a weird gleam in his eyes, he reached for the axe."

Feb 14, 2010

Standing in Line - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

"I swear! Sometimes I feel like I will be standing in lines until the day I die."

Feb 12, 2010

Murphy Spontaneous Combustion - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

And at the worst possible moment, Murphy spontaneously combusted.

Feb 10, 2010

Salt on Popcorn - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

"Careful Sam. There's salt on that popcorn."

Feb 8, 2010

Not Fleas - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

"Simmons, be careful where you step. It seems these aren't fleas as we thought, but are extremely tiny natives."

Feb 6, 2010

Night of the Old People - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

"Aaaahhhh... wait, Johnson it's OK. We're safe! They forgot their dentures."

Feb 4, 2010

Space Shuttle - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

"Left... the hatch button is on the left. No, no, your other left..."

Feb 2, 2010

Jump - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.


"Everyone yells 'JUMP'. I didn't think he'd really do it."

Jan 31, 2010

Murphy Here After - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

Somehow Murphy thought things would be different in the 'Here-After'.