The cartoons, photographs and Poems I place on this sight are my own originals. My art work, my ideas, and my camera. The jokes I place are nothing more than jokes that are some of my favorites. I do not claim in any way that the jokes are mine!
Sep 21, 2010
Sep 10, 2010
New Jeans Idea
The Working Man's Jeans
I have been doing a bit of work lately where I have had to get on my knees on a hard floor. I kept wishing I had remembered to bring knee pads. By the end of the day, my knees had patches where the skin had burnt off from rubbing against the material of my jeans as I moved around. Those burns as well as the thoroughly bruised knees made me realize how good my idea was. The Working Mans Jeans.
The Working Man's Jeans are jeans that have a pocket sewn on the inside of the knees of each leg. The Jeans will come with a soft rubber pad that fits neatly inside of each pocket. This way, when the person wearing these jeans has to get on his/her knees to work on a floor or a low positioned job, their knees will fall safely on a pad. Yet these Jeans will free people up from the annoying and constricting standard knee pads that workers need to put on.
This idea of the Working Mans Jeans will keep a person healthier (less knee problems), be more comfortable than regular knee pads, and look a lot more casual than putting on knee pads. There are a lot of working men out there who can use these!
I know posting my ideas for new inventions can lead to them being stolen. You know what? I will probably never get anywhere with them myself. I have had several ideas in the past. One idea I actually checked into getting it patented. They told me $500 just to do a patent search. To get it patented, developed, sold, it would take thousands of dollars. I have news for you. I don't have a hundred dollars to spend! So my opinion is that if I can never do anything with it anyways, why not put the idea out there and hope someone will use it and play honest with me and cut me in on the money? A small chance of getting rich is sure a lot better than no chance at all.
I have been doing a bit of work lately where I have had to get on my knees on a hard floor. I kept wishing I had remembered to bring knee pads. By the end of the day, my knees had patches where the skin had burnt off from rubbing against the material of my jeans as I moved around. Those burns as well as the thoroughly bruised knees made me realize how good my idea was. The Working Mans Jeans.
The Working Man's Jeans are jeans that have a pocket sewn on the inside of the knees of each leg. The Jeans will come with a soft rubber pad that fits neatly inside of each pocket. This way, when the person wearing these jeans has to get on his/her knees to work on a floor or a low positioned job, their knees will fall safely on a pad. Yet these Jeans will free people up from the annoying and constricting standard knee pads that workers need to put on.
This idea of the Working Mans Jeans will keep a person healthier (less knee problems), be more comfortable than regular knee pads, and look a lot more casual than putting on knee pads. There are a lot of working men out there who can use these!
I know posting my ideas for new inventions can lead to them being stolen. You know what? I will probably never get anywhere with them myself. I have had several ideas in the past. One idea I actually checked into getting it patented. They told me $500 just to do a patent search. To get it patented, developed, sold, it would take thousands of dollars. I have news for you. I don't have a hundred dollars to spend! So my opinion is that if I can never do anything with it anyways, why not put the idea out there and hope someone will use it and play honest with me and cut me in on the money? A small chance of getting rich is sure a lot better than no chance at all.
Aug 10, 2010
Splash in Lake
Aug 7, 2010
Aug 6, 2010
Jul 7, 2010
Hey There America - Video
More on a serious note.... I took the song, "Hey There Dalilah" from the Plain White T's and rewrote the lyrics and performed "Hey There America". This song is about how the government parties no longer care about the people who are losing their jobs and going hungry and homeless as they bicker amongst themselves and yet are willing to freely spend money on other countries.
.... And yes, my voice was fixed using Melodyne. :o)
.... And yes, my voice was fixed using Melodyne. :o)
Jul 3, 2010
Video - Life Cycle of the Bus
Okay, I know this one is a little perverted in the beginning, but after the opening scene it stays simply weird. I know it is a little off the beaten path in conventional humor, but sometimes that is how my mind works.
Mar 19, 2010
Detroit Cowardly Lion - Video
Here is a link to a video my friend and I did, having some fun with the Detroit Lions recent bad seasons. We took a clip from the Wizard of Oz movie and dubbed our own words in. Hope you like it if you haven't seen it already. .... Detroit Cowardly Lion
Feb 22, 2010
Zorro in Movies - Drawing a Blank
Feb 20, 2010
Worm Food - Drawing a Blank
Feb 18, 2010
Vampire School - Drawing a Blank
Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.
Feb 16, 2010
Turkey Fire Tales - Drawing a Blank
Feb 14, 2010
Standing in Line - Drawing a Blank
Feb 12, 2010
Murphy Spontaneous Combustion - Drawing a Blank
Feb 10, 2010
Salt on Popcorn - Drawing a Blank
Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.
Feb 8, 2010
Not Fleas - Drawing a Blank
Feb 6, 2010
Night of the Old People - Drawing a Blank
Feb 4, 2010
Space Shuttle - Drawing a Blank
Feb 2, 2010
Jump - Drawing a Blank
Jan 31, 2010
Murphy Here After - Drawing a Blank
Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.
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