Race Horse - Joke #1

Three thoroughbred horses are in their stalls when the first horse pipes up and says, "You know, in ten races, I have won five of them."

Hearing this, the second horse says, "That's pretty good, but after 15 races, I have won ten of them."

Finally the third horse looks over and speaks up. "Both of you are good, but in my twenty races, I have won fifteen of them."

Over in the corner of the stables there is a greyhound dog who has been listening to the horses boast. So not being able to help himself he clears his throat to get their attention and says, "All of you are extremely good, but of my last thirty races, I have won twenty-five of them."

All three horses just stood there with their mouths open in shock at hearing this. Finally recovering himself, the first horse shakes his head and says.... "Oh my God! A talking dog!"