Murphy Here After - Drawing a Blank

Note: All "Drawing a Blank" cartoons are my own art work and original ideas. The signature of "Sean Myer" is the alias I would use if I am ever published.

Somehow Murphy thought things would be different in the 'Here-After'.

Santa Might Die Tonight

This is another installment of Christmas songs I am rewriting. Yes we are back to fixing my voice. :o) I do not claim to have a good singing voice and in this case it came in handy.

NOTE - Clicking the Title will open a new window to the "Kingdom of Ken" MySpace page where you can play the song. You may have to choose the song as well as wait a moment for the song to start playing.

Santa Might Die Tonight
(To the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus")

Santa: “Ho Ho Ho, How we doing up there Rudolph?”
Rudolph: “Lose some weight! You’re killing us up here fat ass!”
Santa: “Ho Ho Ho, Son of a bitch, I’m out of scotch! Hey Rudolph there’s a 7-Eleven. Let’s hit it before we pass it.”
Rudolph: “Oh my God! I better be paid double time for this fat man!”

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
He’s Going to fast to land
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
He’s pulling on the reins
Santa’s screaming, I must be dreaming
Its one chaotic sight
Forget your stockings and say your prayers
Cause Santa might die tonight

Santa: “Holy mother of Pearl! We’re coming in too steep! Pull it up Rudolph. Pull it up!”
Rudolph: “I think I pulled something. I can’t lift you. I… Aaaahhhhhhh” (Crash)

I saw Santa Claus
I saw Santa Claus
Crash on Christmas eve
I saw the bag that is filled with toys
Being crushed inside the sleigh
Hear those Reindeer breaking legs
Oh What a horrible sight
Jump in bed, cover up your head
Cause Santa might die tonight

Santa: “Rudolph. Are you okay Rudolph? Are you there?”
Rudolph: “Yea, I think I’m gonna live Santa. I’m okay.”
Santa: “ That… that’s good. Because when I get a hold of you, I’m gonna kill you. You little son of a bitch! You ruined my sleigh! You ruined my sleigh you little son of a bitch, I’m gonna kill you! Ohhh, I can really use that scotch.”

I Fell On My Bum

This is another installment of Christmas songs I am rewriting. Yes we are back to fixing my voice. :o) I do not claim to have a good singing voice and in this case it came in handy.

NOTE - Clicking the Title will open a new window to the "Kingdom of Ken" MySpace page where you can play the song. You may have to choose the song as well as wait a moment for the song to start playing.

I Fell On My Bum
(To the tune of "Little Drummer Boy")

Someone help me
Pa rum bum bum bum
I think I sprained something
Pa rum bum bum bum
While I was shoveling
I fell on my bum
I lay here suffering
From pain in my bum
rum bum bum bum
rum bum bum bum

Someone help me
Pa rum bum bum bum
Call 911

Like a baby
Pa rum bum bum bum
I need a band aid too
Pa rum bum bum bum
I think I skinned my knee
Pa rum bum bum bum
I’m really suffering
From pain in my bum
rum bum bum bum
rum bum bum bum

Kiss the boo boo
Pa rum bum bum bum
On my bum

I saw Billy
Pa rum bum bum bum
Mrs Biggleworths kid
Pa rum bum bum bum
He kick me when I was down
Pa rum bum bum bum
I’d like to beat his ass
But I injured my bum
rum bum bum bum
rum bum bum bum

That brat laughed at me
Pa rum bum bum bum
Me and my bum

"Come on Billy, it’s not funny anymore man. I’m in a lot of pain. What are you doing Billy, aw come on, don’t… don’t you throw that snowball Billy. I will kick your ass…" (Thump) "Aw you son of a bitch! You pull one more stunt like that Billy and I’m gonna pull myself over there, throw you over my knee and beat your little… Billy…Billy what are you doing with that shovel… Billy, put that shovel… Billy" (Clank)